The message icon looks like a message. The speaker icon looks like a speaker. The battery.. you get the idea.
No silly words like "intuitive" or "user-oriented".
Windows has literally thousands of viruses, alive and pulsing, waiting to break into your shiny computer. In Ubuntu, there are only a few dozen, all rendered useless with updates, some dating back to 1994.
There are currently no viruses that can infect a fully up-to-date Ubuntu system.
"Ubuntu loads quickly on any computer, but it's super-fast on newer machines..."
Faster boot times than other systems on comparable hardware.
The Ubuntu Software Center can be used to quickly find and install a variety of apps.
All those apps can the be updated in one click with the Software Updater.
Based on the Software Updater automatically checking for and opening itself on user log-on.
You may also need to provide a password.
Plus, there's a new major version every six months.
Just one, big, free, friendly update.
For YouTube and other Videos and Games online.
For Facebook Photo Uploader and maximum compatibility online.
Search through all those menus to find anything you want, just by hitting alt.
"My Ubuntu setup is faster than a PC and prettier than a Mac..."
Ubuntu is Open-Source. Everyone has the right to access it whenever they want.
That's thousands of people, all putting there collective knowledge to good use.
Mozilla Firefox, Wikipedia, and Companies from Google to IBM use open-source to develop quickly and efficiently.